Grandmother hates it when I do the "turkey dance."Basically,... — Jarod Kintz, This Is The Story My Great-grandfather Told My Father, Who Then Told My Grandfather, Who Then Told Me About How The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham Iii, Better Known As Mr. Fizzlebush, And Orafoura Are All In Fact Me...

“Grandmother hates it when I do the "turkey dance."Basically, I lather my naked body in gravy and then spaz out on the kitchen floor. She just doesn't understand modern dance.”

Jarod Kintz, This Is The Story My Great-grandfather Told My Father, Who Then Told My Grandfather, Who Then Told Me About How The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham Iii, Better Known As Mr. Fizzlebush, And Orafoura Are All In Fact Me...

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