I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mai... — Jarod Kintz, I Want Two Apply For A Job At Our Country's Largest Funeral Home, And Then Wear A Suit And Noose To The Job Interview.

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.”

Jarod Kintz, I Want Two Apply For A Job At Our Country's Largest Funeral Home, And Then Wear A Suit And Noose To The Job Interview.

Browse More

Source: quotes-dataset