I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s... — Jarod Kintz, At Even One Penny, This Book Would Be Overpriced. In Fact, Free Is Too Expensive, Because You'd Still Waste Time By Reading It.

“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”

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